Parts of this are not true..

So, first off, for the record, I do bottom or top :)
Second, although the photos are of me, I "enhanced" the last one for the comedic effect.  Don't expect a show like that if you ever meet me in person!
It may be a little while before I can post again, so I thought I would get this "in" tonight - wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?
xoxoxo
Angel